would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That's how pantless uber rides happen
as a side note pls kill me
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
