yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
then he tried to convert me to islam
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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