his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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