is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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