Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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