don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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