doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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