Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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