I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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