It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it was like eating out sand paper
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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