too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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