it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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