Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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