youre lurking in front of me
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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