Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I think I am morally bankrupt
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Drake has all the answers
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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