I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
the raccoons are back...
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