Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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