Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
