It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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