My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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