He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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