If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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