Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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