I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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