All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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