he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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