Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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