Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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