Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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