Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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