i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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