When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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