i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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