hell yes lets make some ravioli
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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