She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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