I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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