Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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