I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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