Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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