i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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