dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize