So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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