: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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