i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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