porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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