his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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