Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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