I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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