Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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