thus making me awesome and them whores
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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