party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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