you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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