Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
