omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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