I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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